Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk

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The Association for the Betterment of Sex (A.B.S.) presents Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk, a radical and invaluable resource for improving your sexual communication—whether you have been in a committed relationship for years, or have just moments ago removed the shrinkwrap from your new Japanese body pillow.

Here are just a few sensual revelations you’ll find within these pages:
- The precise location of the female G-spot (latitude and longitude)
- “Going on tour with Midnight Oil” and more outmoded masturbation slang
- Forced perspective and other techniques for visually enhancing the size of your member
- The Top Five pastry-related euphemisms for female genitalia
- How to score big at your next swingers’ party, with our crowd-pleasing ambrosia-salad recipe
- Listings of “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” dry-cleaning services, for freshening up your vinyl fetishwear or adult-sized Tigger costume
- Your first threesome, and how the ancient Mayans predicted it wouldn’t go over so hot

Exhaustively researched and fully illustrated, Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk is a must-read for you, your sexual partner(s), and anyone who wishes there was more to sex than thrashing around for a few seconds and begging for forgiveness.

"Finally, someone has managed to find the hilarious flip side to the unspeakable tragedy we all know as 'human sexuality'. -Jon Stewart

"The perfect coffee table book for people with sexually inadequate houseguests." -Stephen Colbert

"Possibly the most irresponsible book written on the subject of sexuality since The Berenstain Bears Host a Key Party." -Conan O'Brien

"If I had only read this book when I first started having sex, its wit and wisdom would have changed my life in so many positive ways that I would have become the six foot tall blond I was meant to be much, much sooner." -Merrill Markoe , author of Merrill Markoe's Guide To Love

"Whether you're a sexual Einstein (know a lot, never have it), or a sexual Tiger Woods (great golfer, have lots of it), this book will hold tons of embarrassing revelations for you. Quickly buy it and take it home, because right now the bookstore security camera is watching you reading it." -Bob Odenkirk , co-creator and star of "Mr. Show"

"If you absolutely must buy ONE sexbook this year that is as informative as it is disgusting THIS should be the one. Or not." -Buck Henry , screenwriter of The Graduate and To Die For

"Why, this is incredible. I...I've never seen anything like it. Jane! Michael! Father! Aunt Sarah! Constable! Little Bill! Arsenio! Cookie! Come quick!!!" -Robert Smigel , "Saturday TV Funhouse", Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

"So, so funny. This book disproves the old conventional wisdom that sex is a poor subject for humor." -DC Pierson (Author, The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep And Never Had To)

"A hilarious guide to all things physical. Until the day our souls shed the disgusting meat caskets known as 'the human form' Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk will serve as the North star for all things weiner related." -Tom Scharpling (Radio Host, The Best Show on WFMU)

Additional Information

Author Association For Betterment Of Sex
Publisher Broadway Books
Page Count 256pp
Publication Size 7.5 x 9
Publication Notes softcover, color
Publication Date August 25, 2010
ISBN 978-0307592163

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