Canned Unicorn Meat

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Canned Unicorn Meat

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  • Canned Unicorn Meat

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Product specifications:
  • 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
  • Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
  • Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium
  • Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
  • Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more
  • Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties
  • Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol
  • Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses
  • Additional Information

    Author Radiant Farms
    Publisher Radiant Farms
    Page Count n/a
    Publication Size 14 ounces
    Publication Notes canned meat product
    Publication Date 2010
    ISBN 000-0000000000

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