How to Be a Person: The Stranger's Guide to College, Sex, Intoxicants, Tacos, and Life Itself

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Most colleges provide a pile of orientation materials, but they're basically useless. Feel free to throw all that away.

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This guide from the writers and editors of The Stranger has the information you will actually need that no one else will tell you--for college and for the rest of your existence--including: which majors to avoid, how to not get a STD, everything there is to know about philosophy (in a single paragraph!), what the music you like says about you, how to turn a crush into something more, how to come out (should you happen to be gay), how to binge drink and not die, how do laundry, how to do drugs (and which ones you should never do), good manners, tips on flirting with film nerds, how to write a great sentence, and a state-by-state guide to the U.S. of A. It's all here, along with Dan Savage's very best advice about sex and love. Hi!

"If you're holding this book, standing there at a bookstore, wondering if a book like this is a dumb idea, open it up and you'll soon admit this book is very funny, lacking in all bullshit, and never dumb. If you're holding this book, presuming it to be funny and smart and lacking in bullshit, you will be glad to know it is all those things, but it also tells the truth. About 4 or 5 books a year tell the truth, and this is one of them." -Dave Eggers

"I went into college armed only with a trash bag used as luggage, a boom box held together with duct tape, and a battered 1965 Chevy. I so needed this guide back then. I am jealous of people who have it now." -Sherman Alexie

"Suck it, Proust. This book about stuff is much better than those things you wrote." -Gary Shteyngart

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Author the Staff of The Stranger
Publisher Sasquatch Books
Page Count 272pp
Publication Size 5.5 x 7.5
Publication Notes softcover
Publication Date August 7, 2012
ISBN 978-1570617782

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