2 CDs plus a colossal 64-page booklet jammed with drawings, photos and long-winded liner notes by over 35 big name contributors hand picked by Earles and Jensen including Gregg Turkington, Gerard Cosloy, Archer Prewitt, Jennifer Herrema, Devendra Banhart and David Dunlap Jr.
Track listing:
1. Gamemasters
2. Introducing Bleachy: Poised To Sweep The Nation
3. Taco Bell Dog and Taz Tattoos
4. Morris Day Is On His Way
5. Honey, Tiger Woods is On the Phone, Quit Fiddle-Fucking Around
6. Waking Up Alone On the 4th of July (Live On the Radio)
7. Jazz Jermaine: Ru Paul's Personal Assistant
8. Barbara: A Realistic Portrait
9. Barbara's Husband Clears The Air
10. Attitudes - A Bar w/ a Bunch of Dumbasses Hanging Out
11. Bedroom ETA: A Jermaine Stewart Cover Band
12. Morris Day Has Worked Up an Appetite
13. A Really Big Day For Mom
14. I Should Hope So
15. Bleachy And The .99 Cent Big Bufords
16. Tim Butler, An Old Flatmate of David J.'s
17. Trish Calls Beastie From Soulcracker (Live on WFMU)
18. Chauncy Gardner, Gallagher's Personal Assistant
19. Just Farr A Laugh: The Yogurt Machiner
20. Change it Into Kenny
21. Bleachy Tries To Join The Army... Again
22. The Bewildering Funnies
23. Man With Confusing Array Of Things To Sell
24. KFC Mashed Potatoes and Gravy Flavored Doritos
25. Bleachy At T.G.I. Fridays
26. Waking Up Alone On The 4th Of July, Part II
27. Danny Aiello And Son Would Like To Come In For Some Eggs
28. Isaac Hayes Was Verbally Assaulted Today
29. I Took Acid At Work Yesterday
30. Christopher Fucking Cross
31. Howie Mandell's Brother
32. Unsensible Shooz
33. Bleachy is Back In Town, Look Out
34. That's Hilarious! A Street G Would Never Like These Movies!!
35. Ed Asner-related Strongest Idea on CD, Part I
36. Ed Asner-related Strongest Idea on CD, Part II
37. Avenging Imogene
38. Murphy's Romance!?!?!?! What A Frame of Reference!!!!
39. Room-Silencing Religious Call
40. Bleachy's Been Injured on the Job
41. Incident in the Wave Pool
42. T-Mobile Employees Fuck Off on the Clock
43.
Kurt Loder Has Lost His Fucking Mind [mp3]
44. Michael Anthony's Solo Album, The Beard Is Back
45. The Brand New Isaac Hayes Call is Two and One Half Years Old!
46.
The Party Doctor [mp3]
47. The Younger Girls Call Me Mom
48. Everyone Loves a Good Bootleg Garfield the Cat
49. I'm Being Abused at Work
50. A Table for One at Arby's
51. Tackleberry the Dog
52. Vanilla Hotbox Grits
52. Required Jamie Farr-Themed Call
53. Need a Cooler Up There?
55.
My Friends Call Me Ditchweed. Donít Ask. OK, Go Ahead and Ask [mp3]
56. I Ate an Entire Sheet of Acid
57. Bleachy Wants to Watch Murder, She Wrote
58. Bonus Track: On The Wings of Love