MCSWEENEY'S

Now more than ever, Americans are troubled by questions. Learn More

As America’s most infamous former Secretary of Defense lies poised to unleash his wistful recollections and rewriting of the war on terror, authors Eric Martin and Stephen Elliott humbly submit their take to the historical record: Donald. Learn More

The secular and the pious. The rich and the poor. Those with "a capacity for destiny" and those who "cannot afford it." Learn More

Being a comprehensive phrasebook of the English language, written by men whom English was entirely unknown. Learn More

One of the ways that 826 National funds its tutoring programming is by running storefronts in each city. Learn More

Having spent most of his life medicated, electroshocked, and institutionalized, Jerome Coe finds himself homeless on the coldest night of the century — and so, with nowhere else to go, he accepts a ride out of New England from an old love's ex-girlfriend. Learn More

The world is terrifying and exhilarating. Believing firmly in the romantic notion that “embellishment is love,” Allan Peterson in Fragile Acts combines the intellectual force of T.S. Eliot and Wallace Stevens, the ethereal wonder of Robert Hass, and the tight lyric beauty of Elizabeth Bishop and Donald Hall. These steely, wide-ranging poems are at once personal and philosophical, incisive and meditative—funny, serious, compassionate and searching. Learn More

The Haggis-On-Whey World Of Unbelievable Brilliance. Learn More

Gary Gray marries his first girlfriend, a fellow student from Central Florida Christian College who loves Disney World as much as he does. Learn More