This definitive study combs through every zombie-ological subject, from an ordinary zombie's childhood and recognizable physical traits, to feeding habits and favorite sexual positions. Of course, the book's most important section is surviving and fighting the brain-eaters when the inevitable zombie apocalypse arrives. There's vital information on everything from weaponry and battling techniques to booby traps and zombie-proofing a home.
The book also addresses the crucial question of the day- can human beings and zombies peacefully coexist? Beginning with a fascinating historical retrospective on the "living dead" and continuing with an in-depth look at modern zombies, The Zombie Handbook explores common zombie etiquette, home life, religion and even their rough-and-tumble, cut-throat politics.