In which a 38 year old Hoosier in the Borough of Kings marvels that the birthday boy & girl (3 thumbs & proud of it too) are respectively 3 & 6, though one of them nurses all night like a newborn & the other ... well she says it's PRIVATE.
In which a 40-year old Hoos-Yorker, subjected to such trials as the class bear, the school rabbit & weekly swimming lessons, turns right around and subjects those smaller than herself to a week's worth of enforced enrichment. Learn More
In which a 41-year-old American Woman becomes caught up in a web of accessories designed to part her parents from their hard-earned money while keeping her 3-thumbed daughter on the weenie side of tween for at least another year or two. Learn More