Some people say the universe is unfathomable. Now, with the help of Hatch, you will not only fathom, you will command. The pages of this book contain the answers to mysteries of our modern world--the manliest beverage, the entire spectrum of chaos and order, the epitome of villain hubris. For vocabulaphiles and mavens of the trivial, this definitive reference arranges everything worth knowing in order of magnitude. In your hands, you hold a catalyst for debate, a handrail for the imagination, and a certification for the obsessive and mildly insane.
Hatch has bestowed upon the world his far-reaching knowledge of the Best, Worst, Least, Most, Biggest, Smallest--in short, the Ultimate. You may now proceed to understand the magnitude of the universe, in its most detailed orders.