How may I help you? May I fetch your morning beverage? Need me to do your job for you? Oh could I please complete more menial tasks for you? How about I take out the trash...I don’t mind...hey at least I get to take a 2 minute walk down to the curb and get away from it all for a second or two...need somebody to talk to? Join the club pal! Uh oh...It would seem even robots aren’t made to be robots. What Uglybot really needs is a friend. Hey and who doesn’t. Well this friend will never turn his back on you, never turn over your diary to the press, and while he may blink 12:00 from time to time, you’ll never need to upgrade his love.