Found in nearly every home, within reach of underage children, is a book plump with lecherous scenes normally confined to the sin-bins marked 'Adults Only.' That's right, friends. We're talking about the HOLY BIBLE, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, exhibitionism, debauchery, abortion, prostitution, drugs, bestiality, castration, scatology--all the nasty stuff. First published to national religious nausea in 1985, this expanded edition of THE X-RATED BIBLE excerpts and explains many of the weird, dirty stories found in the Holy Writ. Now you know! A plastered Lot knocks up both his daughters. David offers 200 foreskins taken from Philistine corpses as a dowry. Ammon rapes his sister Tamar. Jehovah commands Hosea to marry a whore. Noah gets drunk and exposes himself.