Order the latest TV CARNAGE offering CASUAL FRIDAYS and lose up to 80 micro ounces in tears, sweat and burnt calories from fits of disbelief. In fact, you may even lose your mind, which weighs at least a pound. After experiencing CASUAL FRIDAYS, you'll hug Mondays and saucily pat Wednesday's (hump day's) It's like a 110 minute Mocca Java. (For those of you who don't know that's where Ethiopia meets Java for a wild blend.)

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This latest TV Carnage episode is dedicated to the throngs of exceptional men and women who care about and enforce the rules of CASUAL FRIDAYS. The Randy Rivers, and Suzie Shiers, the beige kakis and sensible earth tones, sensible haircuts and a 24-7/ 365 totally extreme attitude, suitable for shopping!

CASUAL FRIDAYS is another collection of excessively brutal moments in human television history. Moments that make you spring to your feet screaming: 'Holy shit did that just happen?!!'

Moments and people that make you feel like you have your shit together, like no matter how much of a degenerate scumbag you are.

Moments...all vying for the embarrassment of first place.

Moments involving: Metal, Anna Nicole Smith, Sir William 'Cyberpunk' Idol, cops, idiots, Senor Gary Coleman, excessive displays of normaldom, the gays, dogs, performances by unknowns that will inspire you to stop living, thespians, 80s informercials, pinches of low-fat racism, new agers, tiny people, a rodeo monkey riding a dog, just to name a few.

Check out TV Carnage channel on the youtube.