This is the tale of The Fisherman and his Wife . . . Their quest for the Giant Pearl . . . And the people and beasts they meet during their odyssey . . .

Limited Special Director’s Cut Edition DVD! Only 100 of these exist on Earth. Get yours today!

As to the film itself: It is one hour, eleven minutes long. It comes in a DVD case which is in a shade of blue we doubt you’ve ever seen before. The picture is in color and black & white (where appropriate); the sound is in Dolby Digital stereo. It is the awesomest thing you’ve ever seen involving gigantiform mollusks and deep sea exploration and a song called 'The Wife’s Lament II.'

Act now! Supplies are wicked limited. The next batch will be more boring.

NOTE: These are DVD+Rs mostly, with some DVD-Rs in there too. They will work on almost all DVD players 2 years old or newer. After that, things can get sketchy. If it doesn't work in yours, give it as a gift to someone who cares enough about themselves and being respected as an American to have a good, new, modern, foreign-built DVD player in their home, unlike you and your flakehead flophouse, buddy.